Obama's Address to the Children

Would you let him into your home?

Then don't

Tabletop stove

UDOIT

This from a list of Barn Army survival training films.  Thought I'd share.

I learned how he did it

Deep breathe - exhale half & hold. Squeeeeze.

RECLAIM OUR LAND FROM THE HEIRS OF, YES: BIN LADEN - YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE

Who, me?

The DNC's permanent campaign website BarackObama.com announces an event. “ STAY HOME FOR THIS EVENT! DO NOT GO ANYWHERE! Stay HOME: ---* The Event consists of ALL OF US Making Two Phone Calls on one particular, single day. ---* We call each of our State Senators (phone numbers are below) on that day. What day? Our US Senators return to DC the Tues after Labor Day. That next FRIDAY, Sep 11, is Patriot Day, designated in memory of the nearly three thousand who died in the 9/11 attacks. All 50 States are coordinating in this – as we fight back against our own Right-Wing Domestic Terrorists who are subverting the American Democratic Process, whipped to a frenzy by their Fox Propaganda Network ceaselessly re-seizing power for their treacherous leaders. DO YOU WANT to ensure passage of the Public Plan? Since 75% of Americans support it (on Planet Zero maybe), I guess it's time for us Seventy-Five Percenters to be heard. Why Public Plan? = Because It’s American To Take Care Of Our Own! ” Do it for the Seventy-Five Percenters and God, and Country, and little Nell.  Smite the evil followers of the Republican wing of al-Qaeda!   Yes. RECLAIM OUR LAND FROM THE HEIRS OF, YES: BIN LADEN - YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE .  “ In case you haven't seen it in the News: Republican Representatives, Senators, GOP Party Leader, GOP Political Machine top personnel (e.g., Gingritch [sic]), etc etc etc --- they're ALL every one of them applauding and encouraging their zealot-horde by merrily referring to them as "Proud Right-Wing Terrorists". Google it - I'm not pulling your leg. But don't hate them: Misguided citizens are easy-pickings for demagogues, whom they blindly follow because they’ve been trained all their lives not to question the dogma of their religion, so it’s natural for them NOT TO QUESTION what’s being spoon-fed to them by their FALSE PROPHETS who, themselves, shamelessly seek Worldly Glory. They don’t apply the simple Test: “Am I being led closer to God, when I do what these folks say? – Or, am I on a Bullet-Train to the Devil, and I’m just a pawn to make these folks richer and more powerful?” Because, you know: the Faith one has in God, is different from faith one should ... . [Post removed by the DNC but available on Google's cache} ” Got this from Best of the Web.  It's wrong to steal, or I'd hijack a fuel laden AirBus and fly it directly into DNC headquarters, because  bin Laden doesn't have the guts to.

Sex, Drugs, and Feelgood

To what end, these values?

I copped this clip from a Hitler Channel "Sex in the 60s" documentary.  Been on before so I was ready for it.  Listen, as these people, now nominally running our country, explain their "values," and whence derived.

pshaw

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Peter Peppers

Ag news

The lovely Merrily, who owns a sprawling ranch in Oklahoma, and who you prolly remember from such films as On Golden Blonde, Schindler's Fist, and Riding Miss Daisy, sends this agricultural bulletin. “ These are actual peppers from a garden.  They are called 'Peter Peppers'..  By the way, the farmer says they can grow up to 18" long!   Sort of brings tears doesn’t it?   Merrily ”

Filthy Democrats and then Palin

TEXT

Stuff that made me puke, but then smile

At first mad, then happy “ Turn yourself in! The gist was that since criminal law has expanded to the point where everyone is some sort of a felon, the real action is in the area of prosecutorial discretion — in choosing whom to prosecute from among this population-wide mass of the guilty — where, in fact, due .... Dead Commie shirts What the smart American is wearing That’s Kevin Costner at 1:07   Obama adviser (Van Jones): Republicans are "assholes" With Howard Dean on record as"hating all Republicans," is it fair to say our gummint is in the hands of a street gang?  Yes.  Yes it is.  Generic Congressional Ballot Republicans Widen Lead Over Democrats on Generic Ballot ... lowest level of support for Democrats in recent years, while Republicans have tied their highest level of support for the third straight week ... Fox News host sparks outrage If the White House is trying to figure how it lost control of the debate over healthcare in August, it could take a look at Glenn Beck’s television and radio ratings. The conservative talk radio host, who also has an hourly slot on Fox News every day, has seen his viewer numbers soar even as opponents have pressed companies to withdraw advertising from the show Sarah Palin vs. Dr. Death Ezekiel Emanuel is upset.  The president's health care czar sees the growing resistance to his vision, to his brave new world of government-run "communitarian" health care in which politicians and bureaucrats control one-sixth of the economy and 100% of our bodies. He doesn't quite understand how it all came apart on him, but he does know who started the unraveling: Sarah Palin. ” All's well that ends well.

Scamulus

Subject: Stimulus Check

“ Sometime this year, we taxpayers may again receive an Economic Stimulus payment.    This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:  Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.   Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers.   Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen.   Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.   Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up  Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: • If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . • If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. • If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . • If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . • If you buy a car, it will go to Japan . • If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . • If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.  Instead, keep the money in America by:  1 spending it at yard sales, or 2 going to ball games, or 3 spending it on prostitutes, or 4 beer or 5 tattoos.  (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US .)   A true American will therefore go to a ball game and drink beer with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale! ” Merrily