Crime solver

Walking the dog

USA!

Owwy   Reminds me of Clark Griswold's dog>

DIY masks

Who were those masked men?

Well, burglars can be different. The stupid ones just wear hoods hoping that their faces won’t be seen on a security camera. The "smart ones" wear masks. Our guys are not smart. To conceal their faces they simply used a permanent marker pen to DRAW "masks" on their faces and tried to rob an apartment in Carroll, Iowa.  Naturally, they were found and arrested very quickly.  [story]

Shii

wii for shii sexually suggestive content

Polanski rapes a "whore"

Gore Vidal: Thirteen-year-old Roman Polanski rape victim was a 'hooker'

Liberals are just too precious for words.

RINO DROPS OUT

Scozzafava suspends NY 23 campaign

Conservatives 1 (won) - RINO's 0

The decision to suspend her campaign is a boost for Hoffman, who already had the support of 50 percent of GOP voters, according to a newly-released Siena poll, and is now well-positioned to win over the 25 percent of Republicans who had been sticking with Scozzafava. [blah-blah-blah]  Hoffman was winning the three man race as it was.

March on Congressional Offices

Walkin' the Walk

Is anybody in Congress doing more procatively to stop Obanmunists than Rep. Michele Bachmann?  I don't think so.  This is a staggering approach, amd monumental idea.  My suggestion is that everyone wear an empty holster.

House Call on Congress! Come to Washington on November 5th and tell your Representative to keep their hands off your health care! If you can't make it to Washington, go to your Member's district office. And, if you can't do that, you need to call and email. We can defeat this! “ Rep. Michelle Bachmann is inviting all U.S. citizens who care about preserving the finest health care in the world to join her at the Capitol next Thursday, 11/5. She invites us to meet her on the steps of the Capitol at noon. She wants us to walk the halls of the Capitol and Congressional office buildings and meet with our representatives. Rep. Bachmann is looking for carloads and busloads of citizens to come. While we will not have the turnout of 9-12, we need to show our ability to mobilize and make a difference. I'll be there. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick Read gunner dick's explanation of what Pelosi's doing in these comments. ”

SondrakO Teeth

This Years #1 Halloween Disguise

SONDRAKO TEETH

Chuck's Seed

Sneeds

This is the number one ingenious sign on the 11 Ingenious Signs On The Simpsons.   Now, I found it funny at face value, but here's the text. “ Yes, this is number one. No, you probably won't get it at first. Just give yourself a minute to stare at it to try to figure it out. Because once you get it, you'll realize that "The Simpsons" slipped this dirty, dirty sign past all of us... and that it is, quite possibly, the cleverest sign of the entire run. ” You know how a Roman muck-a-muck celebrating some triumph would have a slave in his chariot who would, at intervals, whisper in his ear "Remember, you are only a mortal!"  Not that I really need it, but just in case, this serves that purpose.  I could look at this for a half hour (which I did) and not see what this guy did.  Try it. If you still can't figure it out, click here for the explanation.

In your face lies

Quote of the day

“ "I was there. I saw nobody turned away. I saw nobody precluded from attending,"   ” -- Steny Hoyer, on charges that democrats blocked the public from attending the unveiling ceremony of their health care bill

So, which are democrats? Arrogant - ar·ro·gant   adj. 1. Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance. 2. Marked by or arising from a feeling or assumption of one's superiority toward others: an arrogant contempt for the weak. or .. Pathological - path·o·log·i·cal   adj. 1. Of or relating to pathology. 2. Relating to or caused by disease. 3. Of, relating to, or manifesting behavior that is habitual, maladaptive, and compulsive: a pathological liar.