Thursday, May 06, 2010


Phoenix 5-1-2010



Just Unbelievable

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Strangely, it would appear that Jarrett believes that (this) reflects positively on Obama.

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Comedy Central developing Jesus Christ cartoon

When asked whether publication of his home address would factor in, Alterman responded "Whoa,  mother-fucker!"

Comedy Central developing Jesus Christ cartoon

Comedy Central might censor every image of the Prophet Muhammad on "South Park," yet the network is developing a whole animated series around Jesus Christ.

Jesus-south-park As part of the network's upfront presentation to advertisers (full slate here), the network is set to announce "JC," a half-hour show about Christ wanting to escape the shadow of his "powerful but apathetic father" and live a regular life in New York City.

In the show, God is preoccupied with playing video games while Christ, "the ultimate fish out of water," tries to adjust to life in the big city.

"In general, comedy in purist form always makes some people uncomfortable," said Comedy Central's head of original programming Kent Alterman

When asked if the show might draw some fire, especially coming on the heels of the network's decision to censor the Muslim faith's religious figure on "South Park," Alterman said its too early in the show's development to be concerned about such matters. 

I know how these phuckers think. "South Park gets away with a Jesus Christ parody, so people must love that kind of shit."  Wrong asshat.  South Park gets away with it because they parody everybody.  The creators do not like organized religion, period.  They get away with it, because after all the disrespect, there is often a worthwhile message. They get away with it, because the Jesus character is not central to the cartoon.  That Comedy Central would dare contemplate such a thing, in the face of their refusal to even allow the name Muhummad to be uttered, shows their hypocrisy. Trey Parker has the answer. " They just don't want to be killed." Good thing they're dealing with conservatives and Christian Americans in this matter. 

Crist Akbar

Crist Akbar!
Muslims do actually have principles.  Does Crist?

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Early on, before the name Rubio ever crossed my computer screen, I was touting Florida's Gov. Crist's bid for the senate.  Why?  He was a Republican governor of a mostly righteous Republican state, and the Senate seat belonged to the enemy.  In a heartbeat, comments flooded in from Florida, citing among other things Crist's scamulus money grab.  The message was, "Crist is a RINO."  The world knows now that they understated. 

Crist is Jim Jeffords and Arlo Sphincter with a southern accent.  A piece of political corn encrusted poop. I think more proof is on the way.  It's my belief that last year's Gov. Crist would have signed the state's new abortion law in a heartbeat.  But we're talking about a guy who went running to Rahm Emanuel after Floridians made it clear they hated his guts.  But still, he does have principles, doesn't he?  What did I just say? Jeffords, Sphincter and Rahm.  Of course he doesn't.  He'll veto.

The Verminator Speaks

President Fires Again at Arizona Immigration Law,
Sets Sights on Federal Legislation

The VerminatorIf anyone was unclear about President Obama's distaste for the new Arizona immigration law, he cleared it up at his Cinco de Mayo celebration in the White House Rose Garden Wednesday night.

"We can’t start singling out people because of who they look like, or how they talk, or how they dress," the president said. "We can’t turn law-abiding American citizens, and law-abiding immigrants, into subjects of suspicion and abuse."

We know what you think Barry

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In response to Moron.Com


Those borders around the sporting events that keep you from realizing the dream of going to a baseball game? Pffffft. SNEAK IN! And if any usher asks to see your ticket to the game, cry out, in a foreign language, that your CIVIL RIGHTS ARE BEING VIOLATED!!!

But it doesn’t end there ...

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