Saturday, May 22, 2010


At West Point, Obama
Embraces Carter Doctrine

Boned Jello
(AFP OUT) U.S. President Barack Obama shakes hands with Col. Jacqueline D. Van Ovost, commander, 89th Airlift Wing, Andrews Air Force Base after arriving at Andrews Air Force Base May 22, 2010 in Camp Springs, Maryland. Obama traveled to West Point, NY to deliver the commencement to address to the graduates of the U.S. Military Academy. (May 21, 2010 -

The poseur-in-chief:
  • offered a glimpse of a new national security doctrine that distances his administration from George W. Bush's policy of preemptive war, emphasizing global institutions and America's role in promoting democratic values. (the two being mutually exclusive in his world).
  • The international order we seek is one that can resolve the challenges of our times ... (take the UN for example)
  • (sotto voice) "are these guys armed? "
  • "Countering violent extremism and insurgency; stopping the spread of nuclear weapons and securing nuclear materials; combating a changing climate and sustaining global growth; helping countries feed themselves and care for their sick; preventing conflict and healing its wounds."(reading from the Welcome Wagon Hostess Guide)
  • He also took note of the fact that the class's top two graduates are women, (which goes to things I won't get into)
When my kid graduated law school, the address was delivered by Jesse Jackson.  Sitting that close, and enduring his prattle for an hour - without drawing attention to myself - was pretty hard.   The only way I could have gotten through this deal,  is pretend it was a NASCAR event - hoping there would be no horrible crash into that grandstand.

The CSA wins the War of Rebellion, and ...

People are always asking:
Hi Rodge:

You said that had the CSA prevailed, the South, having learned from its mistake of having a one crop economy, would have industrialized.  With slavery proscribed by the Southern aristocracy, who saw the  deleterious effect it was having on its sons, this freed work force was quickly absorbed into an industrial economy, by necessity.  What would the long term effect have been on the United Socialized States?  You know, what with them going the way they've gone, and the CSA having a free economy, no income tax, and no living convicted serial killers?
And would you have granted the Obama's political sanctuary?

Tom Jones

Thanks Tom.  You did a fair job of capturing the essence of my 1260 page book.  To answer your first question, this satellite image. To the second, no.
Boned Jello
Satellite image, December 12, 2009

Democrats Can't Read

Sing Along With Jan

O Club Sherry

I think I love me





We follow all the law we agree with ...

You have to throw people like him
down a crapper, head first.

 Thomas Jefferson, during a  May 22, 2010 seance.
A top Department of Homeland Security official reportedly said his agency will not necessarily process illegal immigrants referred to them by Arizona authorities.

That would be John Morton, assistant secretary of homeland security for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. As he sees it:

The law, which criminalizes being in the state illegally and requires authorities to check suspects for immigration status, is not “good government,” Morton said.
[Mark Steyn]

When you get right down to it, these Obamunists are anarchists.

The Only Choice

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Saturday Blonde Joke

I need a nail
A couple of blondes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

One of the girls, Jamie, walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."


Obama resigns!!!

Obama To Create 17 New Jobs
By Resigning And Finally Opening That Restaurant

Boned Jello

I am not making this up .... Onion is.
WASHINGTON—In an effort to counter the highest unemployment rate the nation has faced in a quarter century, Barack Obama announced Monday that he will create 17 new jobs by resigning from the presidency to pursue his lifelong dream of opening a cozy little down-home restaurant just off the Galesburg, IL exit on Interstate 74. "Now is the time for drastic measures, and the several line-cook and serving positions that will be generated by Barry's Place are imperative to getting the economy back on track," said Obama, donning a white apron over rolled-up shirtsleeves ...

Aliens among us

Rand Paul

GOP officials try to help, and tame, Rand Paul

Boned Jello

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Even as national Republican officials seek ways to limit damage from Rand Paul's unorthodox remarks, the Kentucky Senate nominee raised more eyebrows Friday by defending the oil company blamed for the Gulf oil spill.

Those comments, on top of Paul's earlier suggestion that businesses should have the right to turn away racial minorities, sent gleeful Democrats into full attack mode while top Republicans pondered how to calm things down. [and he is exactly right ... ]
Do I have to say it?  These are the same people who tried to tame Sarah Palin; freaking out when the lib media reported non-existent interview faux pas and manufactured gaffes.  So, how did that work out?  Any candidate who takes direction from  the Republican Party is too stupid to make a difference, even if they do manage to get elected.  


"The gold package certainly has
a little bit of the bling quality.."

D.C. to begin using more-expensive Trojan condoms in HIV prevention program

D.C. officials are buying Trojan condoms to give away to high
school students and college-age adults.
D.C. officials are buying Trojan condoms to give away to high school students and college-age adults.

High school students and college-age adults have been complaining to District officials that the free condoms the city has been offering are not of good enough quality and are too small and that getting them from school nurses is "just like asking grandma or auntie."

So D.C. officials have decided to stock up on Trojan condoms, including the company's super-size Magnum variety, and they have begun to authorize teachers or counselors, preferably male, to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called "WrapMC" -- for Master of Condoms.

What?  Is today some Commie plot to send me over the edge?  Well, it's too late MoFos.  Free condoms are the same as free hypodermic needles; an institutional surrender flag.  Magnum, indeed. Who's gonna ask for the dinky size?  Nobody, that's who.  And the damn things will fall of quicker than Obama's popularity. Let the little pricks buy their own  and reuse them, like in the old days.

Teahers and Judges in NYC

Eek! No boners here boss
Federal judge sides with city teacher Faith Kramer,
who used vulgar terms during lesson on AIDs

Boned Jello

"The words are entirely inappropriate," senior counsel Blanche Greenfield said.

"Their use in a classroom reflects unacceptable and extremely poor judgment by the teacher and is plainly not consistent with community values."

In the 2007 lesson, Kramer asked students at Intermediate School 72 on Staten Island to write down words they used when speaking about sex.

The results was a long list of slang terms, like banana and taco, jugs and family jewels. Some were obscure; a few were in Yiddish.

Parents complained and Kramer was booted from the classroom for eight months and denied a satisfactory rating while educrats investigated.

JFC!  The classroom isn't your dinner table, you stupid twat. Oh well, just makes it easier when I decide to press the blow-every-goddamn-thing-up button. 

via Chairman Ann


Fling a-bama!

Boned Jello

Watch as Obama falls on the bubbles or grab him and fling him about as you watch the physics. after  flinging that little jerk around, I now feel so much better! LOL
Theodore's World blog
I remember posting this maybe 6-7 years ago, with different graphics.  If I was going to reconstitute it, there would be a hidden brick wall. Still fun; thanks Chrissie.