Saturday, December 11, 2010

Goofiest bastid without trying, ever.

It just occured to me -
Joe Biden is a living Photoshopee

Biden transcends photochopping
Would be okay if his partner was Oliver Hardy and not the POTUS

FDR's Canceled Checks

Once Before

Fur ball thing

Too Cute

litle furry prickly thing

Not what you think.  I'm just a thesis shy of my doctorate in zoogabra, so my interest here is in the prickly pear thing animal.  In fact, I'll be giving a lecture if you're in the area on that date.

Space Shuttle Pics

Some Polaroid Space Shuttle Pics.

Don M

So Ted goes to hell ...

A Parable
A corrupt U.S. Senator dies and shows up at the pearly gates and asks to be let in.

"What we'll do,"  says St. Peter,  "is you'll spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

So the dead Senator goes to hell for a day.  It's freaking amazing.  Parties, golf, beautiful women. Satan wears a tuxedo and is an affable, congenial, host who tells great jokes. In other words, not at all what he expected.  Soon it's time to spend a day in heaven where he joins a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

Don't you dare Ted
The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The elevator door opens and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, who are now dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

"WTF?" cries the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.."

Sort of what happened in November, 2008, only not as bad.


Memories from the Attic

Toys in the attic
Eric Holder's Pedigree

Eric Holder's Op

Saturday is when I do picture files house cleaning.   Usually I get waylaid, like with this Clinton era picture of Eric Holder that has new relevance.

You may remember, going back to the Clinton terror, that Hillary Clinton was furious with Janet Reno for opening the door to a Whitewater special prosecutor, and wanted her out.  Post 1996 reelection buzz, however,  had Reno coming to an agreement with Hillary, and was allowed to stay on as AG -- under  guidance from  Deputy Attorney General Jamie Gorelick, and later her successor Eric Holder.  It was Holder who engineered the Easter Sunday Elain Gonzalez kidnapping in 2000.  Despite pictures to the contrary, Holder maintained, and I quote, that Gonzalez "was not taken at the point of a gun."  He also  claimed  that the federal agents whom he had sent to liberate Gonzalez had acted "very sensitively." 

All this evidently recommended him in Obama when it came time to select his own AG.  So far he hasn't disappointed.  Obama.

Here's another one I found; a Chuckles Schumer rollover. Chuckles will never go out of style as an object of ridicule.


Is nobody to be safe?
From sneaky upskirters with a phone cam

Snealy upskirt


Culturally embedded


metaphor worthy

something something