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A man is sitting in the Edgar
Bar in Montana and was far from home
when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says,
"Obama is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps
up and punches
him in the face, knocking him off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He
gets back up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer. Shortly
after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and
says
"She is a horse's ass too!
Out of nowhere, another local
punches him in the other side of the
face, knocking him off his bar stool again. He gets back up and
looks
at the
bartender, "I take it this is
Obama country?" "Nope." replies the bartender.
"Horse country."
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Merrily
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Even though I saw the punchline coming, it's a good Montana-country moment. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, I get it. Montana people will take offense and commit assault and battery over trivialities. Haw haw haw!
ReplyDeleteYou must be from New York or San Francisco. Out here in Red America, insulting a man's horse is NOT a "triviality".
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