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population of this country is 300 million. |
- 160
million are retired.
- That
leaves 140 million to do the
work.
- There are 85 million in school.
- Which leaves 55
million to do the work.
- Of this there are 35 million employed by
the federal
government.
- Leaving
20 million to do the work.
- 2.8 million are in the armed
forces preoccupied
with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.
- Which leaves 17.2
million to do the work.
- Take from that total the 15.8
million people who work
for state and city
Governments. And that
leaves
1.4 million to do the work.
- At any given
time there are 188,000
people in hospitals.
- Leaving
1,212,000 to do the work.
- Now, there are 1,211,998 people
in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the
work.
You and me.
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And there you are, sitting on your
ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice.
Real nice.
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I'm multitasking. What's you're excuse.
ReplyDeleteLOL! NIce, Real nice! :D
ReplyDeleteYep, and I just retired!
ReplyDeleteBrigadier Major Mike
I'm retired but when my Soc. Sec. runs dry I think I'll apply for a job at Domestic Terrorists Inc. or take that correspondence course on flint knapping. I think it will make a comeback. I'm already planning on specializing on hippy skinners.
ReplyDeleteWork!!!
ReplyDelete/Maynard G Krebs voice
Work is a four letter word.
ReplyDeletemary doesn't say mush, but when she doe's it almost always tickles me.
ReplyDeleteMy advice to old farts who have reached the end of their money: rob a bank. Just don't kill anyone. Then take an all-expenses paid holiday at Club Fed for the rest of your life.
ReplyDeleteJust don't rob MY bank when I'm in there, or you might get shot.