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Take someone who prolly has some good things to impart, but due to a lack of professionalism, or plain carelessness, often crosses that line of what's tasteful, and lands his class in tawdry-town.  No, not me. Well, okay me; but now I'm telling you about this guy, Frank Rozanski

I know what you're saying, "But Rodge, considering that these same kids are prolly taught that climate change is caused by people, or that Al Gore won the 2000 election, is this really so bad?  And the answer to that, no, by comparison.  But it's still unacceptable. I have obtained the actual quiz, with roll-over answers.  You have 5 minutes. This is the "Sexual Tension Quiz" given to psychology students at William T. Dwyer High School, copied from a quiz widely distributed on the internet. The teacher who distributed the "quiz" has been disciplined.    1.I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.       When I'm not well, I drip.       When you blow me, you feel good.       What Am I? 8.   All day long, it's in and out.       I discharge loads from my shaft.       Both men and women go down on me.       What Am I?   2.I'm spread before I'm eaten.       Your tongue gets me off.       People sometimes lick my nuts.      What Am I?  9.  I go in hard.       I come out soft.       You blow me hard.      What Am I? 3.  I assist an erection.       Sometimes big balls hang from me.       I'm called a big swinger.      What Am I? 10. If I miss, I hit your bush.       It's my job to stuff your box.       When I come, it's news.       What Am I?  4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.       I wasn't maiden for long.       A big hard thing ripped me open.       What Am I? 11. I offer Protection.       I get the finger ten times.       You use your fingers to get me off.       What Am I? 5. You stick your poles inside me.       You tie me down to get me up.       I get wet before you do.       What Am I? 12.I have a stiff shaft.       My tip penetrates.       I come with a quiver.       What Am I? 6.  When I go in I cause pain.       I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.       I can fill your hole.       What Am I? 13. My business is briefs.       I am a cunning linguist.       I plead and plead for it.       What Am I? 7.   A finger goes in me.       You fiddle with me when you're bored.       The best man always has me first.       What Am I? 14. I make some guys shoot in the air.       I usually have a little pecker.       I'm better in your hand than in your bush.     What Am I? 15. I am black and white       I shove stuff up you're behind       Stuff that you hate.       Even still, you keep asking for more    What Am I?