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Anonymoose Jeremiah Wright's United Church of Christ has decided to give up on the whole "God" thing, as it gets in the way of their bitter hatred. The United Church of Christ, the denomination whose Chicago pastor Jeremiah Wright blasted the United States and white people for years from the pulpit while Barack Obama sat in his pews, has decided to banish God "the Father" from its organizational documents. The synod vote was 613 in favor of the changes, 171 against and 10 abstaining. The denomination seeks to be "inclusive" in its language, "so therefore we will tend to change language that is more traditional to be more inclusive." She said some of the denomination's pastors refer to God with terms such as "Creator" and "Father and Mother." Anonymoose California legislature passes landmark school propaganda and censorship law. SACRAMENTO, Calif. - California lawmakers have sent the governor a bill that would make the state the first requiring public schools to include the contributions of gays and lesbians in their social studies curriculum.