"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
For repeatedly peeing on the carpet Rover was sentenced to be nibbled to death by a duck.
AwwwwHope there's a happy ending.The quack whore'll just add it to her bill.(What? No, think I'll quit while I'm ahe... now.)
Sure it's cute...It's all fun 'n' games until someone looses their small intestines!!!Armageddon Rex
This reminds of a dog, a cat and a wild duck I used to have who slept and ate together.
I missed the first part of the joke, but I heard the dog say, "I was talking to the duck. *bwahahaha*"
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