Last week was pretty
exciting, wot. The Donald either — 1) Forced Obama to produce a
birth certificate; or 2) gave
Obama his stage direction to unveil a very expensive
piece of art. I'm letting all this to percolate for awhile, but in the
some very smart men gave us birthers a proper spanking. There was
Bolton's "the notion that it’s an
issue worth talking about [is] not entirely rational.” Then, Thomas
birth-certificate issue does more political damage to Obama’s
critics than to the president himself, because it enables the media to
paint those critics as kooks.
Ouch. Is Dr. Sowell saying that fear of being labeled by the
left-media is reason to abjure? Interesting. I'm going to
let this shake out. If I have a fault *snort* it's
one of them is that I won't let something go if it's important to
You will see me then as either being this guy,
. We'll see. But for now, this is what keeps me interested —
(pretend this a movie script outline)
Obama spent in the neighborhood of
his own money, heh) fighting against having to produce the birth
At least three versions of the (meaningless) Certification of
Live Birth were released, each fixing obvious frauds on the
previous release. Duh.
The new Democrat Governor of Hawaii, upon
taking office, promised
he would produce the birth certificate, only later to admit nobody
could find one.
A former Hawaiian Senior Elections Clerk signed
an affidavit that he was told there was no Obama certificate on file in
Chiyome Fukino (a known Obama agent, caught in
numerous lies) stated
that the certification of birth that Obama released is the only document the state releases.
Several states were considering legislation
requiring future presidential candidate to produce a valid birth
certificate before being placed on the ballot. This would
have effectively killed Obama's reelection.
The number one selling book on Amazon —
"Where's the Birth Certificate"
Donald Trump used the national stage to demand
that Obama release a birth certificate.
Voila! Well sumbitch, there it is. With
"document experts" waiting in the wings to explain any anomalies, of
which there were
Right. If you don't feel
like throwing popcorn boxes at the screen, well God bless your for your
... something. Faith in government, I guess.
Here's a pretty damned good summation of why it took so long to get
even this far.
first of all you gotta go out and find the paper stock from
1961 which isn't easy in a moist climate like Hawaii.
Make it a ream
since you're going to have to replace a lot of certificates with
numbers leading up to and away from this one. At least 100 in each
direction. (Might want to slowly and carefully assassinate some of
those contemporary births with natural causes -- see the How-To Manuals
from the Kennedy era.)
Then you gotta
find and refurbish a typewriter from the era because you don't want
those Free Republic weirdos catching you out with the font issue.
got to make sure you've got some vintage ribbons from the same era.
Don't want ink from the 21st century on a document from the 20th, do we
now. Ribbons are a harder score so you'd best hang out on ebay until
these float up or go to that government warehouse where they keep the
Ark of the Covenant. Whichever is quicker.)
Then you gotta
get the mother/father signatures down (nothing in a Bic Gel Ink, thank
you), and make sure the "attending" is either dead or permanently
bribed with himself and his family under live-in smothering threat from
natural born Samoans.
All in all it
takes awhile to get this done, but you have to remember the secret
slogan of the Obama Administration: "Rome wasn't burned in a
day." — Vanderleun
is prezactly right. But, all that work is only necessary if the
certificate is to be
released for inspection. It was not. Instead we got a
copy printed on safety paper. All that's required then, is a
registration number consistent with others born in August, 1963, and a
typeface consistent with the period/ If you can find a child
born on August fourth, who died the next day, say a VirginiaSunaharaa,
there's one opportunity.
blah blah blah .... Since I started taking notes back on May 2,
not a day has gone by without some new evidence of fraud surfacing
about the legitimacy of the new certificate; and nary a one is
discussed anymore. Without blue dress DNA, Obama is home free.
The machinery to invoke the Soviet Union's practice of declaring
dissenters insane is in place. This job then is one for super
heroes. Men with the nads to look the Joker in the face, and flay
him bare with blunt edged swords.