Sunday, June 19, 2011

Father's Day and Birthdays

Best Father's Day Ever
Best Father's Day Ever

Hucker and Ern hosted this year - Large crabs and other stuff I didn't bother with.  Large crabs.  Beer.   A few missing, but in touch by phone.  This is what it's all about.  As long as you have family, you have everything. I appreciate that now more than ever. Hope you too have that joy. If not, get it.

Jewish court sentences dog to death by stoning

Jewish court sentences dog to death by stoning
A Jerusalem rabbinical court condemned to death by stoning a dog it suspects is the reincarnation of a secular lawyer who insulted the court's judges 20 years ago, Ynet website reported Friday.

According to Ynet, the large dog made its way into the Monetary Affairs Court in the ultra-Orthodox Jewish neighbourhood of Mea Shearim in Jerusalem, frightening judges and plaintiffs.

Despite attempts to drive the dog out of the court, the hound refused to leave the premises.

One of the sitting judges then recalled a curse the court had passed down upon a secular lawyer who had insulted the judges two decades previously.

Their preferred divine retribution was for the lawyer's spirit to move into the body of a dog, an animal considered impure by traditional Judaism.

Clearly still offended, one of the judges sentenced the animal to death by stoning by local children.

But wait ... The canine target, however, managed to escape.

Obama's Complete List of Historic Firsts

President Barack Obama's Complete List of Historic Firsts

Movin' on up

• First President to Violate the War Powers Act

• First President to Orchestrate the Sale of Murder Weapons to Mexican Drug Cartels

 • First President to be Held in Contempt of Court for Illegally Obstructing Oil Drilling in the Gulf of Mexico

• First President to Defy a Federal Judge's Court Order to Cease Implementing the 'Health Care Reform' Law

• First President to Require All Americans to Purchase a Product From a Third Party

• First President to Spend a Trillion Dollars on 'Shovel-Ready' Jobs -- and Later Admit There Was No Such Thing as Shovel-Ready Jobs

• First President to Abrogate Bankruptcy Law to Turn Over Control of Companies to His Union Supporters

• First President to Demand a Company Hand Over $20 Billion to One of His Political Appointees

• First President to Encourage Racial  .... [Continued]

Abbey's Alternative

This could be Father's Day ...

Abbey Clancy

... and it is for Peter Crouch, whose fiancĂ©e Abbey Clancy gave birth to his daughter just three months ago. Anyway, Abbey's posing nude to help market a new spray on tan  product; an alternative to harmful UVA and UVB rays in the tanning salon.  We in New Amerika have different alternative solutions -- which may be categorized as STFU.

Real Father's Day

Real Father's Day

Three Hands

Who's Kidding Whom?

Father's Day Memories
Water Color on Copy Paper
—  Rodger Harmenszoon van Rijn

Painted by Rodger Harmenszoon van Rijn

Okay, this wasn't Father's Day; It's more a less a hazy dream.

It's "Mrs. Wookie"

Uh .. Mebee ya don't call her Wookie to her face