Saturday, December 10, 2011

MOM! Coach said I have a nice cavity! ...




Look, Mom — I'm invited to Penn State's youth football camp!




Look, Mom — I'm invited to Penn State's youth football camp!




Best Fart Ever! ...





Multicultural LOL

Sigh

Bada Bing ...



Animal Geeks

As it's no longer politically correct, to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, try this one:


An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Jordanian, a Kiwi, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, an Argentine, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.


The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai.



   Frank 'n Evvy

Hillary knews her rigged elections



Putin Blames Hillary
"rigged election"



Her Filthiness
Sec. State Hillary Clinton wearing her biker-chic ensemble

Putin blames Hillary Clinton for post-election street demonstrations in Moscow.  He claims she “gave a signal” to his opponents by "deriding the elections as rigged. "  Hillary has a reputation for being expert in fixing elections, so it's one, maybe the only, area where the Sec/State's word carries weight. Especially with fraud savvy Muscovites. . [Story]




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Beware Islamo Converts ....

ISLAMO FASCISTS 
Irish immigrant pleads guilty in Seattle terror plot



Sigh
Who Knew?

Mujahidh, 32, and Abu Khalid Abdul-Latif were charged with plotting to use assault rifles to attack the Military Entrance Processing Station (MEPS) on Seattle's East Marginal Way.

Abdul-Latif, also known as Joseph Anthony Davis and Mujahidh, also known as Frederick Domingue are obviously not Irish;  not even from the middle-east.  They are converts to Islam however.  As a rule of thumb, Islamo converts, especially male converts, and most especially Black male converts, ought be auto-profiled as dangerous and presumed anti-American.  Which may be why (hopefully) these two thugs drew the law's attention in the first place.




Islamo Acid Etching ...

ISLAMO FASCISTS 
Afghan gunmen burst into a family home –
pour acid over the father, his wife and their three daughters



Acid attack

Officials said the oldest daughter Mumtaz, 18, had been pursued by a local gunman who the family considered a ‘troublemaker’ and a ‘bully’. With her parents support, she turned him down and instead got engaged to a relative.

But, a few weeks later, six or seven armed men burst into their home in the Bulk Awal area of the northern Kunduz city – the largest in the region – in the middle of the night. One man beat up the girl’s parents with a club. Mumtaz and her two sisters, aged 14 and 13, were guarded by two other men and told not to make a sound while their parents were beaten. [Full story-Naked Islam]

I'm sure this is an isolated case; not general practice  by  the religion of peace and love.  What?  Oh.



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