Queen Moochelle Take a Vacation ... yawn

STFU Michelle

Queen Moochelle Obama Takes Daughters On Luxury Aspen Ski Trip .Michelle's Ski Trip Marks 16 Obama Vacations Just Weeks After 17-Day Hawaii Vacation via WCBM

Eagle v Obama

Disclaimer:  I don't much care for this man

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Flood Gate Are Open

Georgia and Birthright Citizenship Oh! what a tangled web we weave. When first we practice to save Obama's sorry presidency to avoid a constitutional crisis.

“ I have a small penis But Judge Malihi has now ruled that no citizen parents are necessary -- essentially putting anchor babies, "birth tourist" babies, and those like Obama, with his dual citizenship and only one citizen parent, on the same "natural born" bus. [Full] ”

How Observent Are You?

Observations

Analysis of  this picture can tell us a lot about how different people  think. For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a  nice derriere but only the most observant will notice that she is  crossing a street. The really observant will notice that she is wearing a  thong. For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman  - with a nice tush - on her way to work. The perverts among  them will imagine her naked. Wiser men will ponder the  presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty, and be grateful he shared it. For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman  who should not have left home dressed that way. The other  half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that  blouse. Older women will imagine the misery that the  woman's curves will cause by the time she reaches 50. But only children, the extremely intelligent, and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.    Tim W

The Car Gun Holster

Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets A Thing That Plugs Into The Cigarette Lighter Hole

Oh, right.  That too.

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Meet Navy SEAL Chris Kyle...

Meet Navy SEAL Chris Kyle... the deadliest sniper in US history

“ In sharp contrast to congressional Democrats, US Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle kills only America's enemies (255 confirmed). Served four tours of duty in Iraq, where he gained the nickname 'The Devil of Ramadi' from insurgents Longest shot was a 2,100-yard strike against a man armed with a rocket launcher Prefers a bolt-action .300 Winchester Magnum custom sniper rifle Left the Navy after 10 years to 'save his marriage' [Read more, see pictures] I agree with cuzzin ricky. "Not too sure I'd want the publicity if I was him" ”

Rule Britannica

—   The Royal Navy Type 45's Newly Commissioned

“ The Royal Navy are proud of their new fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from Brussels, renamed them HMS Cautious and HMS Prudence. The next five ships are to be named HMS Empathy, HMS Circumspect, HMS Nervous, HMS Timid and HMS Apologist. Costing £850 million each, they meet the needs of the 21st century and comply with the very latest employment, health and safety, and human rights laws. The new user-friendly crow's nest comes equipped with wheelchair access. [Continue. Find out whether this is satire, or not]   Tim W

Aaron Ramsey killed Whitney Houston

THIS JUST IN Who will be number 5?

The Whitney Houston thing still doesn't make sense in my experience.  I've  chalked it up to the godless left needing some ritual.  But wait!  Here's news from another front. It seems she was murdered—   by British footballer Aaron Ramsey, a.k.a. Dr. Death. The Dutch are on the story. “ Vreemd toeval in Engeland. Daar scoort Aaron Ramsey niet zoveel namens Arsenal. Dit seizoen slechts vier keer. Maar als hij scoort dan gaan er beroemde mensen dood. We hebben het over Khadaffi, Osama Bin Laden, Whitney Houston en Steve Jobs. Die gingen allemaal binnen korte tijd nadat de voetballer het net deed trillen de pijp uit. Toeval kent dus fraaie spelingen. Het is wachten is op goal nummer vijf. ” I know I'll be rooting for some great enemy of the United States.