Michell's Chitsbah

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D. Ross

Mom and Dad Will Leave Me Enough to Retire

—   you berks.    “ Parts of this story may not be found in the original, but added by Mr. "Mystereo"    cuzzin ricky, with the comment" Boy, are they in for a surprise." ”

Brad Pitt's Petulance

HLLYWD You'll hurt yourself; Leave this to a professional “ Brad Pitt's mother, Jane, threw her support behind Mitt Romney earlier this year, criticising Barack Obama for his liberal views on same-sex marriage. Brad Pitt responded with “I am an Obama supporter and I’m backing his election campaign,”  and said that he would not marry Angelina Jolie until America allowed same-sex unions So there!  When asked if he understood that same-sex unions  occur every day in bus stations and city parks, but not the issue here, he ... . Wait nobody asked that.  My head hurts. Sorry. ”