Yup. Obama's the Anti-Christ

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Cycle of Abuse

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All-ee, all-ee, Eat me

Egyptians angry at film scale U.S. embassy walls “ Egyptian protesters scaled the walls of the U.S. embassy on Tuesday, tore down the American flag and burned it during a protest over what they said was a film being produced in the United States that insulted Prophet Mohammad. In place of the U.S. flag, the protesters tried to raise a black flag with the words "There is no God but God, and Mohammad is his messenger", a Reuters witness said. What film?  You know what film.  You know what you did. There's no movie. The only film makers in the country with the balls are Trey Parker and Matt Stone. They don't answer my calls, but I'm assured they have nothing brewing.  What this is, of course,  is the Muslum faction of Moveon.Org rabble-rousing on demand.  Getting the peeps pumped up for the forthcoming attack on Israel, and giving US. Lliberals reason to shake their heads over American insensitivity.  Know this though.  String theory  postulates unlimited universes out there, and I just now created another one.  Where  the Middle East is turned into a sheet of glass,  and Barack Obama is  making totems for tourists in  Jakarta.  I'm off to find a portal.  All-ee, all-ee, outs in free! ”

Who Dat?

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What a Duzer

The Kill-Duzer Affair RAK's "moments after" e-mail was the first time I'd seen this.  RAK thought, and I agreed, that Larry Sinclair and Obama had run into each other.  Now we know better.  Claire's [I’m having trouble getting past this] take In my mind, the POTUS is the embodiment of The People and our representative to The World. Even when he’s in the bathroom. But particularly at a foto op. Just Me™? So I thought, maybe it’s the Gurrl in me not comprehending Guy Stuff, so I asked The Mister. Who is a Guy. We both think Scott Van Duzer, left, owner of Big Apple Pizza and Pasta Italian Restaurant is essentially a big, friendly dawg of a guy who meant no harm. [He clearly coulda broken Obobo's back but he didn't. so there's that.] But The Mister’s take was at 0:06 where he says “Everybody look at these guns!” and em-bare-assing the guy. Not quite “Looka them teats,” but not appropriate, either. Also the *joke* “What’re you a power lifter?” Power — geddit. Cuz he certainly couldn’t have been referring to his own significant weight in a rational world. Hell — *I* could lift that little toothpick.[cont] I think  commentor Jess at KisP nailed  it. Nobody touches the President…ever, unless they have clearance. So, the pizza dude is a fake, shill, plant, paid accomplice or P.O.S., depending on your choice of descriptions. Lose business? Just go bankrupt, like Solyndra and wait for Uncle Sugar to pay the tab, or realize you’re on your own and you just shit your pants. Dumbass. Another piece of toilet paper for a ruthless politician. Comment by Jess — September 10, 2012 @ 7:03 pm RAK's version would have been more fun.  Still. I love that this guy's friends, neighbors, and customer base so  spontaneously voiced their displeasure at Dozer's wasted opportunity.   That's a poll that can't be manipulated.

Meet the Enemy

Know the Enemy then, making sure to obey applicable laws ...

Mixed Metaphors

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5 words and 2 numbers

"84th floor West Office 12 people trapped" “ The note that floated from the 84th floor of Two World Trade Center to chaotic streets below and was tenderly preserved as it traveled from hand to hand and through time to reach them. Denise Scott learned of her husband's message in August 2011, just weeks before the calendar marked a decade since he died in the World Trade Center's collapse. For those 10 years, his family had believed he probably died instantly when United Airlines Flight 175 flew into the tower, near the floors containing Euro Brokers' offices. "I spent 10 years hoping that Randy wasn't trapped in that building," Denise, 57, said Friday at her Stamford home with two of her three daughters, Rebecca, 29, and Alexandra, 22, tearfully at her side. "I thought he was killed instantly," Rebecca said.- [Full] Remember ”

If Obama wins the GOP will go on as usual

Laura Ingraham to GOP: ‘If you can’t beat Barack Obama… shut down the party’                “ Laura, I think Chris Matthews for once is closer to the truth. Chris Matthews: If Obama beats ‘the right-wing’ in November, ‘they’re finished’ It will be the conservative voice that will be shut down (I man that literally).  The GOP will just comfortably,  officially, and in the spirit of comity, blend in.  I'm not even confident that a Romney administration can reverse our slide into a socialist theocracy.  An Obama win means the Mayan calender was right.  The world as we know it will have officially ended.  IMO.  ”

Res Ipsa Loquitor

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cuzzin ricky

Mrs Obama says "num num num num"

ribbit   Turn off the heat— the frogs are finished Mrs. Obama’s Back to School Message “ "num num num num" The addition of healthy selections is courtesy of  the “Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act,” which was signed into law on Dec. 13, 2010.  The act subsidizes and regulates what children eat before school, at lunch, after school, and during summer vacations in federally funded school-based feeding programs.   It also, for the first time, gives the federal government the authority to regulate the food sold at local schools, including in vending machines.   During the signing ceremony for the law, Mrs. Obama said the federal government has a responsibility for what children eat at school.  “When our kids spend so much of their time each day in school, and when many children get up to half their daily calories from school meals, it’s clear that we as a nation have a responsibility to meet as well,” she said [I am not making this up]  November 6, 2012  is not just an election; it's a very last chance. ”