 After engaging in the act popularly referred to
as "69" with his
girlfriend, Brian remembered he had an appointment with the dentist. He
was afraid the dentist would notice the smell of fanny on his breath so
he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, and, on top of that, a bottle
of mouthwash. As he arrived at the dentist's office, he ate a pack of
strong mints.
His turn came, and the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling
confident and relaxed, he opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close
and said, "Did you have a 69 before
you came here?"
Brian answered, "How did you know that? Does my breath smell like
fanny?" The dentist replied, "No, you have a skid mark on your
forehead."
Merrily
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