Chavez & Obama, Sitting in a Tree

What You Saw                                   What I SEE

You may be a Muslum ...

You may be a Muslim   1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim 10. Your cousin is president of the United States .You may be a Muslim attributed to Hillary Clinton (Democrat Sec/State Alumni Dinner - 7-8-2012)

Pant Leg Thrills

not so good singer, bot soch beauty “ Goodbye, how are you? ”

Gay Test

That was simple

Copied in China

Made in China “ China leaped from the 9th to 21st Century by stealing, or buying from the Clinton Administration, modern technology.  They've  used it to copy and sell counterfeited knock-offs of nearly every consumer good on earth.  Including currency, it seems.  If you think they've limited themselves to numismatics, you've been eating tainted chop-suey.  I like the Chinese people, they're industrious little fellows. Counterfeiting a nation's currency however is an act of war, so it's okay to nuke China, which I think Romney plans to do?  Or am I reading too much into his promise to knock China off their Christmas tree?  My god, but we've a lot of people to nuke.   ”

Bailing Out Judges

Bad Judges                         Judge Roberts; call your pollster “ From the “how’s that for irony” file comes a report that the judge that signed off on the GM bailout has been having second thoughts, because — surprise, surprise, surprise — he wasn’t informed about part of the deal. The Washington Free Beacon reports: ”

Eye Bending Pollsters

The art of Trompe-l'oei* Polling Evidently John Zogby had Obama leading Romney by 9 percentage-points last week.  Else today he'd have to put Romeny up 9 percentage-points.

Silicon Angst

Where is your god now silly cons? “ Here's a group second only to the American Jew when it comes to slavish support of a party it ought diametrically oppose..  Jews of course,  because they ought long ago to have smelled the German style National Socialism that reeks from the DNC.  And, Silicon Valley. True American innovators and entrepreneurs who, in almost Stockholm Syndrome fashion., lavish the anti-business party with  life giving political milk.  Tons have been written to explain all this. For now I'll enjoy their well deserved comeuppances. ”