In Swahilli

“ One Kenyan mother has taken it upon herself to overcome the partisan divide that split America during the Presidential elections. She’s named her newborn twins Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. Overcame the partisan divide? What?  She flushed the Obama k- whoa!  Did I say that out loud? ”

Straight Line Politics

The cancer is very curable “ Chart courtesy of the Reaganite Republican. If Obamunism is a cancer, and it is, it has  metastasized, but is still clumped up.  I calculate that 11big  nukes +3 big hydrogen bombs will clear it up.  I'm not kidding.  And you know what?  There's barely anything that 90% of the country would even know was missing afterwards, if they weren't told.  Wait, I overstated.  Might need 3 underground Hydrogen nuke blasts to drop the California coast into the sea. Then 99% of the country wouldn't miss a thing, and good California would be rewarded with an ocean front.  It's a win-win ”

The Monster Mash

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UN Gun Control

Tails of the Gun “ Rodger, Just read this and it was salt in an already painful wound. http://patdollard.com/u-s-backs-u-n-gun-control-treaty- Today we go to range with our blue helmet targets from your blog. Thanks so much for that, we had no idea how great the head shots would feel until this morning. Keep hanging in there, Juice Got this a few days ago, but couldn't deal with it along with everything else. ”

Day Care

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