Friday, December 14, 2012

Mental Midgets

Hank Johnson; Mental Midget

"If you put a midget against a giant, he won't win. They are in entirely different weight classes [in cage-match fighting]. But if you put 30 midgets in with that giant, they just might win [collectively]." -Hank Johnson 12/12/12, House of Representatives General Speeches)

Did you listen to this crap!~ We already know that Rep. Hank Johnson is about as stupid as you can be and still eat with a fork (during a 2010 House Armed Services Committee hearing Johnson said he feared that Guam would tip over because of population growth).  But let's put the blame where it belongs. The DeKalb County voters who keep this guy in office are criminally negligent, and deserve confinement in one of Harry Belafonte's internment camps.  That's what providing for the our general welfare demands.

Michelle Jenneke Wins

art is everywhere

I don't need no stinking art gallery

I didn't think it was possible to do a Michelle Jenneke mashup without ruining the fantasy.  I was wrong.  This is the new BEST EVER. (Thanks to L/Cpl First Class Slack who wins a weekend pass) .

Spam Control

Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Res Ipsa Loquitor

I take it that I was the last blog on earth that didn't require a CAPTCHA drill to comment.  Starting last week the number of daily spam messages went from 2-3 a day to 2-3 dozen.  That tells me that I have "SUCKER" written on my forehead, so for the next month we're back to that hurdle.  Sorry.  The misspellings in these spam indicate Oriental origin, so the odds are that it's more mischief by the Red Commie Yellow Horde. Why we can't have nice things anymore.

Obama Olio

Oh My