Sunday, April 20, 2014


Celebrating Easter Here Boss

A young man was talking to the Virgin Mary in Heaven. and asked her if he could ask a personal question. Mary agreed.

"Mary, I notice that you always look sort of sad on the statues and paintings of you holding the baby Jesus," he said.  "Why are you so sad?"
Mary pulled the young man aside and whispered, "I have never told this to anyone before, but I was sort of hoping for a girl."

Just before his sermon, the pastor was testing his microphone by tapping it  It didn't work, so he called out. "There is something wrong with the microphone," to which the obedient congregation answered. "and also with you."

How to make holy water.  Put a pan of water in the stove and boil the Hell out of it.

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