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Celebrating Easter Here Boss
A young man was talking to the Virgin Mary in Heaven. and asked her if
he could ask a personal question. Mary agreed.
"Mary, I notice that you always look sort of sad on the statues and
paintings of you holding the baby Jesus," he said. "Why are you
so sad?"
Mary pulled the young man aside and whispered, "I have never told this
to anyone before, but I was sort of hoping for a girl."
Just before his sermon, the pastor was testing his microphone by
tapping it It didn't work, so he called out. "There is something
wrong with the microphone," to which the obedient congregation
answered. "and also with you."
How to make holy water. Put a pan of water in the stove and boil
the Hell out of it.
Catholic Bulletin
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