Unintentionally racist ...

Mad Men Run Amok

If these were intentional, they are not funny The "women in prison/closed captions " (last one) is, well; you have to wonder. Looks like something South Park would do.

Immigration Solutions;2

Mexican Invaders TACOS for $6000 Alex   As I've said before, much of the problem with our immigration "policy" is that we don't enforce the laws we already have concerning entry and residence in the country. However, since "everyone agrees" that our immigration system needs "fixing," I offer two simple solutions to the problem: Suggestion # 1. Standard form – 10 questions: Do you have any communicable diseases? Do you owe more than $1000 USD to any legitimate business or organization? Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Are you a member of a gang or communist organization? Are you a Muslim? If the answer to any of the five questions above is “yes,” then you are ineligible for entry into the United States.  Go away.  Do you have any special and legitimate skills to provide you with income? Do you understand the principles of the government of the United States? Can you speak and read conversational English? Are your immediate family completely free of mental disease or disorder? Is the state of your health good enough for steady employment? If the answer to any of questions 6 through 10 is “no,” then you are ineligible for entry into the United States.  Go back where you came from and don’t come back. Suggestion # 2. The United States of America is closed.  We don't need any more people.  Go away. Metzger

Pencil Locks

What I See Unplugged

Der Swedish island, 12 knots, offen der port bowzen!

Kamouflerat svenskt stridsfartyg (a camouflaged Swedish naval ship)

Komeraden-A Swedish Island at 12 knotzen offen der port bowzen! Well done! as long as it doesn't sail. (ROLLOVERHEIZEN)

DETEKT

Police State USA                        DETEKT “ DETEKT The open-source tool was developed by security researcher Claudio Guarnieri, a security researcher who has been investigating government abuse of spyware for years. He often collaborates with other researchers at University of Toronto's Citizen Lab. During their investigations, Guarnieri and his colleagues discovered, for example, that the Bahraini government used software created by German company FinFisher to spy on human rights activists. They also found out that the Ethiopian government spied on journalists in the U.S. and Europe, using software developed by Hacking Team, another company that sells off-the-shelf surveillance tools. [..] Detekt only works with Windows, and it's designed to discover malware developed both by commercial firms, as well as popular spyware used by cybercriminals, such as BlackShades RAT (Remote Access Tool) and Gh0st RAT. The tool has some limitations, though: It's only a scanner, and doesn't remove the malware infection, which is why Detekt's official site warns that if there are traces of malware on your computer, you should stop using it "immediately," and and look for help. It also might not detect newer versions of the spyware developed by FinFisher, Hacking Team and similar companies. [full] Since 9/11 I am less inclined to view our government as an instrument able to "provide for the common defense," and "secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity" at once.  Since 2009, even less so.  So, when it comes to accepting the the United States government's explanation for anything at face value, from Kennedy's assassination, through Oklahoma City—TWA Flight 800—9/11—election results—or even Obama's C.V., et.al.; my stance is citizen emptor.  If Hollywood can script it, it's possible.  So, even recognizing the genius that might induce we guilty-minded into ourselves installing a direct pipeline to the Obamasariot; I tried it. With this result. I guess Windows 8 can detect and fix anything on its own.  God bless you Microsoft. Now I can sleep. ”