scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
From 1976 SNL: "In today's news, MIT announced an hydraulic implant for men who suffer from erectile dysfunction. Just pump it up to use. The only drawback is changing the oil every 3000 miles." (gratuitous smirk)
The best engine in the world is the vagina. It takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f*cking temperamental.
Now imagine if they didn't match the skin tones?
ReplyDeleteno, nevermind, forget I said that.
From 1976 SNL:
ReplyDelete"In today's news, MIT announced an hydraulic implant for men who suffer from erectile dysfunction. Just pump it up to use. The only drawback is changing the oil every 3000 miles."
(gratuitous smirk)
R. Kelly Coker: Didja forget to include some kind of joke about a dipstick?
ReplyDeleteMoo-lin-yan Nabo-li-don
And to compliment this post,
ReplyDeleteThe best engine in the world is the vagina. It takes any size piston, its self lubricating, starts with 1 finger, and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f*cking temperamental.
Tim
nose splatter here
ReplyDeleteWhile they are at it, could they transplant some working testicles on Obama?
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