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Thursday, April 14, 2016
Steve Hawking
cinema à la carte
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the weekend I announced to our children (who still actually go to the
movies) that we had discovered the sleeper movie of the year—The
Theory of Everything.
Further more, I continued, the guy who played Steven Hawking should have
won an Academy Award! Silence. Then, a half dozen voices,
in
unison—"HE DID!"
One thing I did not mention is, that if the real Jane Hawking looked
anything like her movie self, I'd hit on her.
Every time I now hear talk of Hawking, I think back to Drew Carey's book "Dirty Jokes and Beer". The book had an ENTIRE chapter dedicated to the comedic premise of 'My D**K's SO BIG That...'
Drew stated that his favorite was this:
'My d**k's SO big, Steven Hawking has a theory about it...
Every time I now hear talk of Hawking, I think back to Drew Carey's book "Dirty Jokes and Beer". The book had an ENTIRE chapter dedicated to the comedic premise of 'My D**K's SO BIG That...'
ReplyDeleteDrew stated that his favorite was this:
'My d**k's SO big, Steven Hawking has a theory about it...