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Two
days ago I heard MoSup apparently sobbing; gasping for breath in the
living room. Before I could get up she came into my office, iPad in
hand, and tried to explain but could not, so she pointed at it.
I was
immediately simpatico infected by her jag, and began one myself.
Not
at "My Goal," which I find ordinary, but her.
I asked "When was
the
last time you laughed that hard?" Neither of us could
remember. Which
got me thinking; when was the last time I had a paroxysm of
laugh-weeping? Maybe when we saw Something About Mary?"
A co-worker once told me this
joke, and
I laughed so hard that it was fully three days before I could tell it
without going into another fit. The worst case I ever had,
though, was
while hearing a joke told by a guest. I was standing, had just
taken a
swig of beer, when the punch-line caught me. Instant
hypoxia; fainted straight away.
Just like that. I mean, collapsed without warning. They
thought I'd suffered a H.A. You'd think I'd remember what that joke
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