Illegal immigrant tax fraud. Who'da figured?

Mexican Invaders I for one am just shocked comment tip

Ron Dellums, for one

5 Reasons Liberals Are Such Unpleasant People To Be Around                                                           Celt

Ted_Kaczynski Was Right?

Must Eat Brains                      Oh crap! Ted Kaczynski  was right?

Wistful

A poignant moment

Press Release- Fly-Swatter

Press Release Barn Army test pilot, and my batman casca, is shown flying our prototype flying machine called the "Fly Swatter."  He's about to drop a test bomblet (actually a canister filled with pig-poop so as not to raise alarm) on a San Francisco government building.   casca

Leon Panetta has spoken

GREEN CRAP but then, what do I know? Blah-blah-blah "The area of climate change has a dramatic impact on national security," Panetta told the Environmental Defense Fund last night. "Rising sea levels, severe droughts, the melting of the polar caps, the more frequent and devastating natural disasters all raise demand for humanitarian assistance and disaster relief." Guess what?  Panetta is spot-on.  His mistake is allying himself with AGW. Our earth is rumored to have experienced numerous  (unfathomable by man limited by the  boundaries of our own experience) millennial  transitions from ice to hot . We're talking billions, not millions of years.  Let's imagine one  morning just a few hundred million years ago. When the Earth Environmental Defense Agency  cadre woke to discover they had to redo the maps,  and replace fur parkas with fig leaves. Holy crap! If only they had listened to dinosaur flatulence theorists! Central to big government- in any age- are ruling class conceit that they understand everything.  And can keep stuff from happening, if only the stupid people will  tithe at sufficient levels to sustain their efforts.  Here, today, we call these people tyrants, communists, fascists,  progressives, or democrats. Gods who will suffer no other God put before them.  Eventually the people have, and will again, tire of their cruel nincompoopery and carpet bomb them.  Until then we must suffer their pious idiocies. Say Amen.

Snake Haven

Today's Portable Metaphor Perfect for just about any election

The Cruel President

Fake but accurate More Proof!

Free Lessons on Pictures

Photo Interpretation Lessons MoSup just looked in on my work table and expressed an idea.  "Why don't you explain to people how you are able to interpret pictures? Explain why everyone calls you the Sherlock Holmes of pictures." I asked what she meant, and she said, "You know.  You can tell what's phony and what's real.  Like those two girls there.  What do they tell you? I'm off to buy some bird seed." Well okay, although I'm sure you'll find it very boring.  Let's start with the girl on the left.  The average person looking at this sees  another everyday young lady walking down the street.  Nuh-uh.  This is a staged shot.  Look at her ring.  That sort of ring is very popular with models; it flips open and can store a gram of coke, or a tuna sandwich.  The raised skirt is staged, probably with compressed air, or she just twirled on cue.  The biggest giveaway however is she's not wearing underpants.  Only models go out in a short skirt like this and not worry about people seeing their stuff.  She's a pro. Now, the girl on the right. From her surroundings and body language I know she's in the waiting room of car dealership,  waiting for her Ford Focus to be serviced.  Look at her ring; it's an engagement ring of modest size, perhaps ¾ carat.  So she's not a floozy socialite.  She works as a typist (fingernails) and is almost certainly wearing underpants.  The photo was probably snapped by another customer with his cell phone.  This is not staged.  Her bra straps are showing and her hair is a mess.  But she's real.  This is the kind of girl you want your  son to bring home.  The other one, well he can bring her home too.  Not to his home though, his wife would kill him.

Did You Mean Israel?

This Just In

Hannity Destroys Harrison Schultz

OCCUPY    This is how it's done Hannity Destroys Occupy Organizer

Arresting the Sheriff

OBAMUNISM, The Party, It's almost like he is trying to hide something.                                                                                         →

Shooting Shellfish and Bacon

Today's Cultural Moment Hasid Shooting Shellfish in Central Park        I'm guessing here ...

Julia Childish

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what  the hell." TRKOF&S Rush Tears Apart Obama's "Life Of Julia" Slideshow

The Convenient Girlfriend

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what  the hell." TRKOF&S Who Is This Obama New York Girlfriend? Marriage to Egyptian… LINKED TO BILL AYERS? The Rabbit  Hole Grows Considerably Deeper On This One

Elizabeth Warren, Liar; Democrat

"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what  the hell." TRKOF&S

A helpful idea

a helpful suggestion you're welcome

The Weight Lifter

The Great Sansweenie In the late '40s doing porn was out of the question, so Charles Olscweski (The Great Sansweenie) used his considerable asset, ahem, to become an illusionist/magician. He made stuff come out of a hat too. Or, so the legend goes.  Or, I made it up.

Dressing Up

Oh, I see ... I guess the Swedes think that because they didn't own slaves they can do Negro stereotypes as they please.  Well, two can play that game.  Tit for rollover Tat you racist Swedish Swedes! What Swedes Do