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twenty years ago I read an essay by someone I've forgotten, which
postulation was, put simply, that you can understand everything man has
ever done, from work to wars; cliques to clothes, if you accept
that the driving force behind every action is .... pussy.
That's right. Everything man does is directed, ultimately, to getting
laid. It was a serious essay, btw, and forcefully
delivered.
Mother Superior has a different theory. The key to understanding everything is found in THE SNEETCHES
. I think there's truth in both arguments.
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That's exactly what the late-great Milton Friedman said during his acceptance speech for the 1976 Nobel Prize in Economics. He was a hell of a man. And evidently kept Rose Friedman pretty happy too.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was a Friedman essay. Hoooooo-ah.
ReplyDeleteOrson Welles, probably quoting someone or other, said that every everything great that man has ever done was for the sole purpose of impressing his girl friend.
ReplyDeleteAs that great economist Gary Busey once said, "Why are women so uptight? They've got half the money and all the pussy."
ReplyDeleteTo quote my good friend Jim, "Pussy will make you do stupid shit."
ReplyDeleteTim