Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: squirrel catapult

Friday, March 02, 2007

squirrel catapult

WHY WE WIN!

Merrily sent me a package containing these items.

1 cheap, plastic colander
4 bungee cords
some peanuts.

The enclosed note said simply, "Make something." So I did.

Rodger the Real King of France 3/02/2007 02:48:00 PM 18 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

18 comments:

Anonymous said...: Hahahaha- oh that makes my belly hurt! I have GOT to make me one of those!!

TFV; 3/2/07, 3:19 PM
Anonymous said...: Now you know once you start that,they'll all be over to the house and it'll be "do it again,do it again!" and they wont let you quit til it's too dark out to see...Just like a bunch of little kids....Course,they don't mind eatin you out of a couple pounds of peanuts as well.; 3/2/07, 3:30 PM
curmudgeon said...: Make me one for pigeons, will you?; 3/2/07, 3:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh you mean they survive it? Well forget it then. I thought it was just an entertaining way to exterminate the little bastards.

TFV; 3/2/07, 3:37 PM
Anonymous said...: That's truly LOL funny. All I can ask is better focus on the long shots.

And yeah, pretty soon all of the squirrels in the neighborhood will be lining up for it.; 3/2/07, 3:53 PM
Anonymous said...: OT, but I'm too much of an effort conservationist to email this to you, Rodger.

http://www.experienceoldspice.com/

Yeah, Old Spice smells like rancid lard, but that's a pretty cool trivia quiz. I only got 62%. *sniff*

skh; 3/2/07, 3:55 PM
Anonymous said...: I am crying over here. It's items like this that keep my faith in America hanging on.; 3/2/07, 4:11 PM
Anonymous said...: Fire. I forgot to send you fire.
~Merrily; 3/2/07, 4:18 PM
Anonymous said...: I guess you guys didn't see him flatten out against that tree? There won't be any replays for that rodent.; 3/2/07, 4:27 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: It woulda burnt the box dummy. :D; 3/2/07, 5:54 PM
Anonymous said...: That was the funnest thing I have seen in years. Its linked on www.somethingawfull.com now.
Oddly enough it pisses off moonbats and makes normal folks laugh.; 3/2/07, 5:57 PM
Anonymous said...: We need a much larger version of one of these. Put it outside Congressman Jefferson's door and put a bundle of cash in it.

SPADOINNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!; 3/2/07, 6:16 PM
Anonymous said...: Pffft. First seen in 1973, called a Funnelator.

It will launch a water balloon beyond belief.

YKW; 3/2/07, 8:35 PM
Dr.Hardcrab said...: >>>

Wow. Have seen or heard the word funnelator since my college days! We had the 'surgical hose' tied to the funnel and then two broomsticks. Two guys would man those on either side of our 3rd floor dorm window and wo be ye iffin' ya was within 100 yards of us...

;-]
>>>; 3/2/07, 9:08 PM
Anonymous said...: RODGE! Hillariousness maximus. I almost believed that was your patio.

PRS- You know that's right!

The background music, Porno for Pyros??; 3/2/07, 9:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Not Porno for Pyros. Jane's Addiction.; 3/2/07, 10:02 PM
Forceleader999 said...: "Been Caught Stealing". Very fitting, even if it is an affront to all things musical.; 3/2/07, 10:11 PM
Anonymous said...: All that's missing is the brick wall five feet in front of the catapult.; 3/2/07, 11:14 PM

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squirrel catapult

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