Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Hmmm, I've had days like that.

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cmblake6 : 3/1/09 1:36 PM

If two people are on an elevator and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.
Tim

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Anonymous : 3/1/09 2:49 PM

Do you smoke after sex?
I dunno. I never had sex.
(See? You can't improve on the classics. Not even if you need an intro joke for an abstinence-class lecture.)
—DougM

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Anonymous : 3/1/09 3:09 PM

Ah, the classics.
(on an elevator) 'Can I smell your crotch?'

(taken aback) 'NO!'

'Oh, it must be your feet'

Tim

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Anonymous : 3/1/09 6:03 PM

"I'm lost 'til next Feb 1. Black history month has ended."

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Anonymous : 3/2/09 12:31 AM

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Into the chasm with ya maties

Americans following Obama:

Samurai Attorney General TFV found this. Can anyone tell me what's wrong with it? That's right. These morons ought to be portrayed dragging us, we who are innocent, into the pit with them. Sheesh.

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Ahoy, Mateys! Into the chasm with ya. Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 3/01/2009 12:18:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (9) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Indeed.

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cmblake6 : 3/1/09 1:38 PM

Nice find, TFV!
You're right, Rodger. This definitely conjures that sickened feeling of ignorant voters drag the rest of us into a political bottomless pit (of serfdom).

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Juice : 3/1/09 2:47 PM

The hole needs to be replaced with the Obama logo.

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DoubleU : 3/1/09 3:32 PM

Oh snap out it. I dreamed that last night.

What you don't see is the Barn Army four-wheeling in the background, herding them stupid bastards along, waving the flag, hootin' and a hollerin' as we drive 'em ever onward toward that stinkin hole in the ground.

A hell of a good time but damm hard work too Rodg, so you best not forget the beer. The empties are gonna be raining down on their heads.

USA!!! UAS!!!! USA!!!

# posted by

LindaSoG : 3/1/09 6:29 PM

Hey Juice!
Truth be told my mom sent that to me!

Always happy to share!

TFV

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Anonymous : 3/1/09 9:19 PM

TFV Samurai Attorney General, Keep your blade scalpel accurate!

Linda Sog, "The empties are gonna be raining down on their heads." A real spirit lifter. Thanks for the confidence.

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Juice : 3/1/09 9:51 PM

In 2010, I'm think more along the lines of the pit in "300."
—DougM

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Anonymous : 3/1/09 10:48 PM

TV Newsman to Linda SOG _ "So, you say you're Tard Wrangler?"

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Grumpyunk : 3/1/09 11:57 PM

Each Friday my friends and I get together for a round of golf. I pointed out that a week earlier, the DOW Industrial Average was 1500 points higher. I wondered whether or not it would drop another 1500 points by our next round.

Today, we've achieved two-thirds of the necessary 300 point drop.(Based on an average drop of 300 points for five days.)

Change!™
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OregonGuy : 3/2/09 11:40 AM

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WHY WE WIN

BSA! BAS! BSA!

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Breast Exams in your home Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 3/01/2009 09:23:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (5) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Damn! I knew I picked the wrong project!

# posted by

Anonymous : 3/1/09 11:38 AM

No merit badge needed.
Sometimes, a good deed is its own reward.
Mebbe they'll add a BSA rank after Tenderfoot... Tenderfingers.
—DougM

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Anonymous : 3/1/09 12:03 PM

Eventually the lads can earn their 'Wood Badges' doing the good deed of giving pap smears.

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JMcD : 3/1/09 12:28 PM

Sort of inspires you to do your own community service, doesn't it?

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BobG : 3/1/09 3:10 PM

Amen {+|:o]

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JMcD : 3/2/09 10:22 PM

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WHY WE WIN

They feed off lies; we live on truth

“

Part One | Part Two

”

Labels: Rush, Why We Win

Rush CPAC Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 3/01/2009 09:01:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Gateway Pundit reports that "CNN Political Analyst William Schneider says Rush Limbaugh represents 'Angry White Men'...."
what a flaccid white tool Mr. Schneider is.
~merrily

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Anonymous : 3/1/09 2:09 PM

Lifted my SPIRIT! Thanks Rush. Thanks Rodger.

# posted by

Juice : 3/1/09 3:07 PM

That was absolutely SUPERB!!!!!! Now, will they listen?

# posted by

cmblake6 : 3/1/09 3:28 PM

transcript here:
limbaugh
tomw

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Anonymous : 3/2/09 10:52 AM

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What's the over-under on the number of empty Obama
promises during a typical pre-election speech?

Labels: Liars, Obama Pants on Fire

Empty Rhetoric Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 3/01/2009 07:47:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (2) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

I won!!! Wait, what?

Word verification: "centsfor" - as in "I can now get paid in centsfor my stock holdings!"

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curtislowe : 3/1/09 12:22 PM

"Anybody got a light for my cigar?"...strike strike click strike click click strike strike click click click strike strike click strike strike strike strike click click strike strike strike strike strike ....((((((*)))))))

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JMcD : 3/3/09 12:01 AM

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