Self indulgent cheaters

Re: the Obama Yoot Brigades ... .

Loose Meat

Gyrocating

Oye

Alton's Gyro I saved an Alton Brown Good Eats show on Gyros (pronounced "Yiro"), and decided yesterday to make it .  You can see the show in segments on You Tube.  After letting my meat loaf overnight in the ice box, I was ready for the spit.  Putting loose meat on a rotisserie  skewer is counter-intuitive, but since I have the same grill, and the same skewer (TFV does too) as Alton, and since I followed his directions to a tee, I expected that the roll-over wouldn't happen.  I went to plan II, but since today is a meatless Lenten Friday, I can't consummate until tomorrow.  More then. PART II HERE

Coldcuts

What a Friday the 13TH!

Assassins

Just after the last post, I went into the kitchen to investigate a noise.  Wham!   I was cold-cocked from behind, and went sprawling to the floor.  My attacker was, and you are not going to believe this, my attacker was freaking Paul Begala!  The sumbitch swung at me with a Mau-Mau machete of Kenyan manufacture while screaming "die Obama denier!"  I deflected the blade with a karate kick, from the prone position,   the blade nearly decapitating.-- I mean, defooticating it.  This is an actual pictrure which I renedered in black and white lest you faint. Continuing with the leg action, I caught Begala in the chest and flung him over my head.  He jumped up and bolted to the exit, but before he cleared the door I had unholstered my .45 and pumped three slugs into his back.  He stumbled out the door where somebody, another assassin, caught him and dragged him to a waiting van.  I'm pretty sure it was Howard Dean  I am not making this up, although I may have actually dropped a very sharp knife while slicing a sub roll, and punctured a blood vessel in my foot.  I'm weak from blood loss, and can't remember. Bastards.

Cell phone popcorn

RE: Cell Phones Frying Your Brain .. BUSTED FRAUD

Ratbastard Commies Messing With Me

I hate  when they do that

Disappearing stuff

I woke this morning to find that my SeaMonkey mail program, the one I use for personal use (pecksnif), including most of you, had disappeared.  Gone.  Vanished.  Including any mention in Documents and Settings.  WTF?  I restored D&S from my backup ( 3 hours), but still nada.  This has happened to you, so you know how it will ruin your day.  Excuse me, this has happened to you, unless you use a MAC which not only never hiccups, but massages your balls in the morning.  Reinstalled, but any messages sent to me before midnight last are gone.  Including a new Barn Army pic someone sent, that I hadn't processed yet (resend please).