What? Huh?

A
few weeks ago I acceded to longstanding family wishes and got hearing
aids . I looked into them 5 years ago, but the minimum I could
get away
with spending was a few $thousand. The ones I wanted - the ones
worn
by my Otolaryngologist, cost about $6000!
That's when I got the TV
Ears (Later to be replaced with Sennheisers*).
That solved my television problem. Still I could only understand
MoSup
at certain times, ahem, and the din of crowd noise (like when the
family was
assembled) was unintelligible.
Srsly, I couldn't hear birds chirping, or any high frequencies for that
matter. That included certain timer alarms, engine sounds, and
MoSup's
screams of delight. Anyway, I got to thinking,
What happened to dead people's hearing aids? Did they just throw
them
put like store bought teeth? I looked on e-bay, and horry clap!
After
a very short and perfunctory scan of the lot, I placed a ceiling bid of
$250 on the above (I won for $202.50).
The description noted that they
could be reprogrammed to fit my audiology profile, and many, I forgot
whether these were included, could be resized. They
didn't work, so I sent them back to Arizona. I was going to
ask for a
refund, but a day later they came back with an apology. He had
included
the wrong batteries, and sent 6 packs of the right ones as contrition.
Not only do they
work, but they fit my ears! And I can use them with a
telephone— and my earphones! No feed back squeal.
If I turn the volume up, I can here conversations in
the sun room, on the other side of the house. Remember those
television
ads for those cheap hearing aids, where the guy hears women saying
"What a stud Rodge is?" I don't here that. Wait
- *smacks head*; these are family talking! No
wonder.
Anyway, it is something of a crap shoot perhaps, but if you, or someone
you know is driving everyone crazy by making people repeat everything,
this is a real option. Also - I can get along quite nicely
wearing just one.
You're welcome.
BUY Sennheisers
*
- It's been one year sinse I replaced TV Ears with these, and I rate
them as one ot my top tier purchases ever. I am still using the
original (2 AAA) batteries. And I still routinely fall
asleep
watching ROKU, so they're on all night. Hearing quality is
sensational. With my hearing aids, I can hear high frequencies
that
the phone s alone missed (which was not a great loss.) A     product.
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Boss.
ReplyDeleteStep away from the intertunnel for a minute, and take a Deep Breath.
Your spelling/typing is starting to circle the drain.
And, what Helly said below.
And thanks for the info about the hearing aids. I guess I'll check w/ the audiology guy at Sam's to find out if the can help w/ tinnitus - get what I want to hear up out of the background noise.
My father after getting deafer over the years and refusing to nget hearing aids was finally badgered into some.. Not a happy ending, he will not wear them and when he does is always wanting us to shut that noise off!.. None so deaf as he who will not listen.
ReplyDeleteLeelu - I gladly accept criticism of spelling and typing, but you have to give me particulars.
ReplyDelete"MoSup's screams of delight"
ReplyDeleteWhat did you do... remodel her kitchen?
Kim
Rodge,
ReplyDeleteyou don't have a hearing problem,
you have a here-ing problem.
I'd recommend buying a newer set (from Siemens, for example). They allow modifying the volume separately of 6 different ranges between the usual human hearing capacity (for example, one volume for 100Hz-300Hz, another for 8,000Hz-12,000Hz). AND, they have settings for various environments (for example, at home TV, versus in a restaurant...). Being the internetzy guru you are, you'll find there are doctors who offer them on sale online, as going to the stores is an utter ripoff (my wife of a pair for $2,400 instead of $5-6k).
ReplyDeleteSheesh, what did i say? $200 v $2400? donate $2400, and we'll talk.
ReplyDeleteRodge, I'll never forget that mission over Germany with you as the tail gunner and noise never stopped. It seemed that day the whole crew lost their hearing until we landed that beat up, shot up Lancaster and got to the pub, then all was good.
ReplyDeleteolds-mo-william
WHAT??
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tip. I've checked into them and be shocked by the price too. However, I live with 4 women, and I'm finding hearing loss to not be such a terrible thing...
ReplyDeleteAWM
Aural sex can lead to hearing aids.
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