The Resurrection

Catharsis The Resurrection Having a children's Q&A session during Sunday services is a useful teaching tool, but one must be ready for the unexpected.  So when the Baptist minister asked the peanut gallery during Sunday services, "Who can tell me the meaning of "Resurrection?"—just one lad raised his hand, so the clergyman called on him. "Yes Tommy.  Can you tell us what the Resurrection means?" Tommy replied, "All I know is that if your resurrection lasts longer than four-hours, you'd better call your doctor." It was a full 10 minutes before the congregation stopped laughing and services could continue. Note: Sorry Merrily; I've been telling that all day, but then inadvertently erased your original.  I think I captured the spirit of the thing.