scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
'Spose they could bolt a grill on the bow. If this maiden voyage goes successfully, they should raise that picnic launch sign or print it on a flag to fly over that there umbrelly.
Santa Claus: "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
ReplyDeleteWow, this is actually a relatively simple and doable idea...I may have to investigate.
ReplyDeleteJosh
"Had to put that little trolling motor on there...you know...after Rudolph and the guys drowned and all"
ReplyDeleteWe just bought a brand new pontoon party barge. Crap! We could've tried this and saved a bundle. How money corrupts eh?
ReplyDeleteWhere do you put the grill?
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'Spose they could bolt a grill on the bow. If this maiden voyage goes successfully, they should raise that picnic launch sign or print it on a flag to fly over that there umbrelly.
ReplyDeleteDown here in Florida, the sharks, sawfish, tarpon, jellyfish and alligators would love those dangling footsies.... ;-)
ReplyDeleteDitto the flesh eating microthingies in Texas.
ReplyDeleteIt appears there is no Coast Guard Approved flotation devices on that vessel. They are just asking for a ticket from the water police!
ReplyDeleteReal Men would have mounted a harpoon gun on the prow, and a 400hp Evinrude in the stern...
ReplyDeleteKim
Made us laugh here, Kim!
ReplyDelete(I remember your blog and all that stuff back in the day. Hope your world is good today.)