scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Ohhhhhh....I see. I though "farte blanche" was probably the French version of farts with the skin removed. These are less potent and less "hash mark" creating.
Women usually don't fart, until after they're married. After that, they release years of flatulence, which ruins a Saturday afternoon and causes the dog to hide under the bed.
Ah....Jess....girls fart all the time from birth to death. I still remember girl farts from grade school. Dear Lord! Girl farts are evil things. Girls really are different and they don't really get any better with age....at least their farts don't. That's my experience anyway.
The first one also happens about 6 months after the honeymoon.
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I don't think many brides grant the Farte Blanche privilege. I think, instead, it is seized. (Carpe Farte)
ReplyDeleteFarte Blanche robs the man of the look on her face when the accidental "toot" escapes by either the bride or the groom.
ReplyDeleteI don't know any women who fart.
ReplyDeleteRoger, of course not; they don't stop talking long enough to let the pressure build up.
ReplyDeleteWhat Rick said.
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Ohhhhhh....I see.
ReplyDeleteI though "farte blanche" was probably the French version of farts with the skin removed.
These are less potent and less "hash mark" creating.
Women usually don't fart, until after they're married. After that, they release years of flatulence, which ruins a Saturday afternoon and causes the dog to hide under the bed.
ReplyDeleteAh....Jess....girls fart all the time from birth to death. I still remember girl farts from grade school. Dear Lord! Girl farts are evil things. Girls really are different and they don't really get any better with age....at least their farts don't. That's my experience anyway.
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