scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Hunh … since it wasn't listed, evidently science understands why I am bald ontop, but hair grows out of my ears. Can't wait to hear why. (What? Nah, prob'ly not to reduce friction during sex.)
The reason, Doug, is that hair grows straight up for the "hair farm" in the medulla oblongata minora. As you age the brain becomes swelled with knowledge until it's clogged. The hair can no longer reach the top of your head and is forced out of your ears and nose.
I knew a woman that experienced orgasm whenever she sneezed. I asked her if she took anything for her condition and she said 'Yes, pepper.'
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evidently science understands why I am bald ontop, but hair grows out of my ears.
Can't wait to hear why.
(What? Nah, prob'ly not to reduce friction during sex.)
The reason, Doug, is that hair grows straight up for the "hair farm" in the medulla oblongata minora. As you age the brain becomes swelled with knowledge until it's clogged. The hair can no longer reach the top of your head and is forced out of your ears and nose.
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