Hi sweetheart ...

“Hi sweetheart. It’s Eric. I’m on the train.” “Yes, I know it’s the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting.” “No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss.” “No sweetheart, you’re the only one in my life.” “Yes, I’m sure, cross my heart.” Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, “Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed.” Red-faced and absolutely shocked, he shut off his phone and didn’t say a single word for the rest of the train ride. Eric doesn’t use his cell phone in public any longer.