Ratbastard Vietnam cowards

Time for talk has ended

It's become pretty obvious to everybody that Canada must be taken out, and we Barn Volunteers seem to be the only group willing to tackle the job.  Unfortunately, the B-52 fuel fund is actually running a deficit (pledged donations reneged on).  I've therefore had to look to other vehicles.  I think this will work.  With the M-2 Schlong, backed by a dozen or so infantry, we can capture Vermont (a necessary staging area), and then the Great White North all the way to British Columbia.   Our governance, of course, will be that of a benign dictatorship, with only around50,000 executions (all American cowards, and other slugs). At first. Oh, the M-2 Schlong gets 9 mpg, and it's a 3700 mile trip, one-way - from the Barn ($1233 for gas).  I'll supply the peanut butter sammiches. All the bacon you can eat when we get there. Let's get'er Done!