Thursday, August 24, 2006

Hezbocrats.

"Hezbocrats."
"a roaming band of militant guerrillas seeking their party's 2008 nomination for president "
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day (9:37 A.M.)

Kerry Blasts Name-Calling by Wal-Mart Backer
By JOSH GERSTEIN - Staff Reporter of the Sun

Democrats are calling on Wal-Mart to repudiate a statement by a talk show host and Wal-Mart proponent likening the party's leading lawmakers to members of a terrorist group, Hezbollah.

In a column published Tuesday, the commentator, Herman Cain, repeatedly used the term "Hezbocrats." Mr. Cain defined them as "a roaming band of militant guerrillas seeking their party's 2008 nomination for president" and said they were lobbing "rhetorical bombs at Wal-Mart."

Herman Cain, I'm predicting, has just coined the newest catch phrase to describe the disloyal opposition.  But, wait, it gets better.  Legend in his own mind John Kerry, who was not included in Cain's group (probably because nobody takes his candidacy seriously), had this to say.
"I won't stand for the ‘Swiftboating' of working people and Democrats who ask tough questions of big corporations."
Or what, John?  Don't you just want to slap him?  Jerks, all.  This is what's going on, and one more reason why America loves Wal-Mart.  Also, according to  Forget the World Bank, Try Wal-Mart, these democrats can stand to learn something about economies from Wal-Mart.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like it, Hezbocrats, has a nice ring. Hope it sticks.
MM

Anonymous said...

Your prediction of coining a catch phrase...sure hope it sticks. Not only is it clever, it's just so darn accurate. Also, interesting link w/the to the World Bank, etc. Juice

Anonymous said...

Just out of curiosity, what do Heinz workers get paid? I assume it is well above the Wal-Mart wage.

Gayle Miller said...

Did Kerry stamp his little foot and threaten to hold his breath.

This is just becoming more JUVENILE and idiotic by the minute and, quite frankly, we cannot AFFORD to tolerate this kind of childish nonsense for even one second - there are people out there who want to kill us and that demands the attention of ADULTS.

Thank God for our President.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

H.J. Heinz Co. is located in Pittsburgh so you know they are 1)unionized, 2)paid twice what they're worth, on average.

Anonymous said...

So...
The First Amendment is, what... not applicable to politics? I mean, what if...
(What? McCain-Feingold? Oh... righhhht.)
Nev-er-mind

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