sexual harassment in kindergarten

Somebody needs a spanking .. and it isn't the kid.

The topic on local talk radio today was the asshole school officials in Hagerstown MD who filed sexual harassment charges against a five year-old boy after he pinched a girl's butt in the hallway.  I was pleased to note that all the callers I listened to were unanimous in the decision that, yes, those school official really are huge, yawning sphincter shrouded stink pots. Anyway, the conversation naturally drifted into the absurd, and my favorite was about another boy who was picked up by his teacher, and immediately buried his face in her ample cleavage, and gave her a brunshky (motorboat).  I was laughing so hard I missed the details, but I think that tyke may also have a record now.  JFC!