Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Jungle Fever

Jungle Gormetz
“
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant

operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...


Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Grilled Republican: $20.00

Baked Democrat:  $1,000.00

The cannibal called the cook over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'

The cook replied 'Have you ever tried to clean one?  They're so full of shit it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook." 		”
Merrily
4/24/2007 07:16:00 PM 2 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Chimp brains...20 cents per pound......Gnu brains...50 cents per pound......Republican brains...$10.00 per pound.......Democrat brains $100.00 per pound.........Hey! Why are Democrat brains $100.00 per pound?...........Do you know how how many Democrat's I gotta kill to get a pound of brains?

4/24/07, 8:36 PM
Anonymous said...

But with all their half-baked ideas, you'd think the cooking time wouldn't be that long...

4/25/07, 9:15 PM

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