Friday, June 22, 2007

It's impossible to win a war against an enemy you don't hate viscerally

Morale Building

Emperor Misha does his version of "99 Things to do with dead cats."
I hear some harrumphing out there. "The King of France is out of line swinging that blade so indiscriminately." Bullshit. We're at war!
Time to apologize is after the victory party, not before.


Anonymous said...

My little anagram buddy returned this:

Alear: Koran, bacon, extra cheese

Bronx cheer as OK ace neat.

There's deep meaning in this. Let's eat.

Anonymous said...

It is great. I think I would even place it in a porta potty on a toilet paper dispenser because really that is all it is good for.

Anonymous said...

I have always thought that the perfect way to start each day at Gitmo would include the ceremonial slaughtering of a hog in the cafeteria.

The perfect way to end each evening, of course, would be to have Mohammed al Jamal bunk down with a handful of Viagra-charged, intensely homosexual Hassidic Jews.

Not that I have given the matter any serious thought, though.

Anonymous said...

That's disgusting and I can hardly believe you people support this atrocity! I mean, contaminating a perfectly good hog with such vile filth. It's... it's... horrible.

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