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- You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
- You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
- You have to believe that guns in the hands of
law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons
technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
- You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
- You have to believe that global temperatures are less
affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more
affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
- You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
- You have to believe that the same teacher who can't
teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those
same kids about sex.
- You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
- You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
- You have to believe the NRA is bad because it
supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good
because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
- You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
- You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas
Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
- You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
- You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
- You have to believe that the only reason socialism
hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people
haven't been in charge.
- You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
- You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be
constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be
illegal.
- You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party
funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to
the United States .
- You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
- You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal
workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry
Christmas."
Ready to vote???
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Merrily
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