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After 4 years of loyal and productive service, Rex the wonder agent at the DEA (Dandelion Eradication Agency)seemed to have become completely unhinged and had began attacking innocent flower beds and gardens around the county.His superiors suspect drug abuse as chocolate residue had been found on Rex's muzzle and whiskers.When finally removed from duty Rex was believed near death and has been admitted into the Kennelration Institute suffering from chocaholism where it is hoped he will be restored to good health.We all wish Rex the best and hope that he can attain a clean bill of health and return to service at the DEA, though it would be as a Area Assignment Agent (AAA-Trail Marker) and certainly NOT as a field agent in extermination.