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BARN ARMY THROWS ALL ASSHOLES DOWN VOLCANO
World population now just 3,732
Report: 1,613 of them turned asshole
4/07/2008 07:33:00 PM 6 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Dick the Butcher

4/7/08, 7:49 PM
AnnoyedOne said...

I think we're gonna need a bigger volcano.

4/7/08, 8:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Evidently, half the world's population are @ssholes at any given. So, if you keep killin' half of 'em off. We'll eventually be left with nobody but you and me. Bye.
-DougM

4/7/08, 10:47 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

I'm giving you a bonus Doug.

4/7/08, 10:49 PM
Anonymous said...

Half of the world is also below average in IQ.

Kill that half, and half of the remainder will now become below average IQ.

4/8/08, 1:03 PM
Anonymous said...

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.".........And about half the laws.

4/8/08, 5:10 PM

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