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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Soldier #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Soldier #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Soldier #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
And it was shown on April 1st.
Imagine that!
Mighty high wing loading.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Laminar-flow airfoils with thrust-augmented flaps and boundary-layer suction can really help w/STOL capability, especially in cold, high-density air... although that doesn't explain how they fly home.
-DougM
Any believer of man made global warming would take that as the truth, if Al Gore showed it to them.
here's how they did it:
http://tinyurl.com/62quyv
Thanks Linda Lou - I linked it to the "Here's More" text.
It's a well known fact....penguins have been flying for years...they learned it from the pigs. (Pigs were forced to fly from the brutality of Muslems).
Dale
Its a trick - The penguins only jump up, its the ground that is moving.
I think penguins DO fly, they just use water as a medium instead of air.