"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Blow Me, Green
This cuts it!
I am now so disgusted with this "green" movement crap that I am designating this as the first Green Free Blog
on the internet. I vow to burn more tires, use more aerosols, use
only contraband refrigerants, eat one cabbage a day and fart
frequently, turn the heat or air conditioning to the highest level in
any home or office I visit, eat meat three times a day, use only
plastic bags, recycle nothing, fire 50 lead bullets daily, take
seven showers a day, drive my car to the mailbox, flush twice,
encourage people to barbecue more, kill any whales I stumble upon, mow
the lawn daily, gun my engine, kick Algore in the nuts if I ever meet
him, and never buy any product that mentions the word Green, Environment, or Friendly.