Thursday, August 28, 2008

Scotch/Telephone Horror

The Real King of France Answers Your Mail

Dear Real King of France:

I just lost me driver's license for having a lousy .38 alcohol blood level,  I mean, I wasn't even speeding, just driving slow.  Don't you think it's time to reevaluate legal blood levels?

Patrick from RI

I hear ya brother.  I know that I've ruined more lives with a bottle of Scotch and a telephone than I ever have with a car.
3:27 AM
I fk'n love you Stacy, I really do.  Sorry about sticking my thumb in your butt, I thought you'd like it. It didn't even stink.  What?  Stacy's dad?  Oh.  Well tell Stacy I called.

XM Radio


Dr. Hard "Single Malt" Crab said...


Rodge!! You promised me you wouldn't repeat that phone call!!!



Thud said...

stacy didn't realy mind..the rest of the checkout at walmart did though.

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