Wednesday, January 14, 2009

DC CRIME

Obama Stuff


Crap - I read this to mean --  I'm not making this up --  to mean that Bush was declaring martial law to prevent turning the government over to an illegal alien communist.  The tip-off was the £110m cost.  It's more like $100 trillion, and 100 million lives.  Sigh. More disappointment.  Then, there's this secret news you will only read here. . 


A routine examination of the Obamamobile disclosed an act of sabotage.  A disaffected Hillary Clinton supporter plead guilty to replacing a section of door armor with heavy duty tin foil.  Click HERE for full sized secret drawing of this wretched excess. Let him ride around in a donkey cart, that's what I say.  His supporters won't assassinate him, and his enemies, scared to death of a glut of stadia, schools, airports and highways named after the sumbitch, won't either.

4 comments:

closed said...

Will they pay a child to whisper "You ARE a God!" in his ear during his Triumph?

Anonymous said...

Took an extra $15million to retrofit the limo to do four-foot hydraulic jumps in time to sub-woofers blasting N.W.A's "Straight Outta Compton".....

Anonymous said...

This thing won't last 5 minutes in Liberty City. Can I just assume the black paint is really purple black flip-flop?

Verification word-hymequer. Dang Schlong you been hanging with Jesse J?

Anonymous said...

George Will is fond of pointing out that every 10 years, the census has to be emergency funded. That law has been in place since 1790. Inaugurals have been every 4 years since about that time.

And this is the government that wants to take over our banks? Buncha dweebs.

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