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Saturday, January 03, 2009
NASCAR Driver Jeff Gordon Fires Entire Pit Crew
followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the Obama Plan for NASCAR
to employ inner city youngsters. He was persuaded by a recent documentary on Court TV on how gang bangers from Harlem, Chicago
& Los Angeles were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds
without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8
seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was
thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most
races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew
able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had
re-sprayed, re-numbered, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag
of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.