Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Burglar Caught Dirty

WHY WE WIN
"Kwitcher whining and dust, damn you."
Couple make burglar clean their home at gunpoint


“My husband Adrian caught the thief red-handed in our home. And what is even crazier, the man even had my husband’s hat sitting right on his head,” Mrs. McKinnon said.

Mr. McKinnon held suspect Tajuan Bullock at gunpoint and made him sit down until he decided what to do.

“We made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of my drawers and cabinets onto the floor,” Mrs. McKinnon said.

When the police arrived the work-shy burglar had the cheek to complain to them - about having to clean up his mess at gunpoint.

“This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house,” said Mrs McKinnon.

But the police officer laughed at Bullock when he complained and told him that anybody else would have shot him dead.

Joy.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"When the police arrived the work-shy burglar had the cheek to complain to them - about having to clean up his mess at gunpoint."
...thereby, confessing.
—DougM

Anonymous said...

I hope he's breaking rocks, proly working a phone line

pdwalker said...

Should have made him clean, then shot him.

Anonymous said...

What,no French maid outfit,that would have been fitting.

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